Now I'm confused. Are there two of you? Is bro the other one of you with whom you converse? Are you a Troll, or Trolls?
If you can find ELSE-IF or anything like it in the manual, feel free to use it. You can look at EVALUATE while you are reading the manual.
I think you've had all the answers you'll get from anyone else, just keep talking amongst yourself.
EDIT: Grammar smartened-up in deference to my learned colleague's able assistance.