by Ed Goodman » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:51 pm
Do you have the money to hire someone else to write your profile for you? That would help a LOT if you are writing your applications/profiles/resume in English and it looks anything like your posting.
Getting a job has become a lot like getting a date online. Any woman who posts will get a million and one responses. With that many items from which to choose, her task becomes one of finding a reason to discard any given suitor. So any mistake she can find lands that fellow in the trash can. The mental justification is that if a guy can't bother to write a proper letter, he probably is a lazy slob.
Same thing for job applicants. The HR person has to sift through a million and one applications. Their job also becomes one of finding a reason to discard each application. You could be the direct decedent of Grace Hopper and Bill Gates, but having a sentence with no capitol letters or vowels will keep you at home instead of going to interviews.